My backyard is full of dead bodies

Got up at 5 am to take a piss the other morning and while I'm sitting there I hear something splashing around under my butt. I stand up and turn on the light and see a rat in my toilet as it swims back down where it came from. I haven't been able to go back to sleep since my rat encounter

It seems my neighborhood has been overrun by rats. I can hear them running on our roof at night. I see them in the bushes at night. I even see them running up and down the power, cable, phone lines. I talked to my neighbors and they are all over their yards too. This makes the raccoon problem we had a few years ago seem pleasant by comparison. I Googled rat in the toilet and it seems that it's rare but not that uncommon.

Now I'm dealing with the smell of death...

Dead rats, lots of stinky, smelly dead fucking rats. Our backyard smells like there is a dead body back there. Actually I guess there is a lot of dead bodies back there.

I found this huge underground rat's nest under a planter so I stuck a garden hose down the hole and when I started seeing rats coming out of another hole I blocked it with a brick. Let the hose run until everything was flooded. I guess I killed a whole lot of the little nasty fuckers because the smell of death is overwhelming now.

I wonder how long it takes for a nest of rats to rot and stop stinking?

Dispite it being cool enough to turn off the A/C I'm keeping my windows shut with the A/C on. I would guess that my neighbors are doing the same.

We put up a tree this year. It's a more modest tree then the one we put up the year before last but at least, unlike last year, we did put up a tree.

We are getting each other wetsuits for Christmas so we started shopping for them last night. So far all we have only found ones meant for diving. We want Farmer Jane ones or something good for being able to paddle in but none of the local shops have anything in stock. It's no wonder that the online retailers are killing the local retailers.

Hoping for a pleasant smelling rat free day tomorrow and maybe even some successful wetsuit shopping.

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