April 2010 Archives

I almost don't look like a well done lobster anymore.

Last Sunday we kayaking for around five hours, came home and washed and put away all the kayaking gear, then went out on a small speed boat until late in the night.

Ended up rather Sunburned and in a lot of shoulder pain due to an old injury. Usually I don't end up such a mess but this was our first time kayaking in a while due to us having such a cold winter so I've gotten out of shape.

I'm finally feeling recovered from what was a fantastic but very exhausting day. Debating on spending tomorrow kayaking at Oleta River State Park with a Meetup group and doing it all over again. Personally I really want to go but Christy isn't feeling up to it yet. It's our anniversary tomorrow so whatever we end up doing it's important that it's something we both want to do.

This week has just flown by. I've got too much to do and not enough hours in today to do it. What I really need is for the earth's rotation to slow down so that there would be more hours in the day.

I've been working on my newest project. It's a YouTube style PornTube that I made live this week. There is still lots of work to do on it so it's a work in progress. I hired a designer a few days ago to give it a look and feel more in line with the rest of my stuff and today will be another day of importing FLVs and feeds along with trying to get all my regular work done along with needing to run errands along with all the other crap that I need to get done.

Today's Free Smut,
Fucking By The Pool

Last Sunday our kayaking gear was all packed, kayaks were on their trailer hooked to the Scion tC, lunches were all packed and it stormed all day. So we ended up spending the day moping floors, dusting, polishing, cleaning toilets, hosing down the patio and all the fun filled joyous activities involved in cleaning a three bedroom, three bathroom house.

Now that the weekend is over our weather has become beautiful. At least it was beautiful all day until we decided to go out for sushi and take a walk at which time it started pouring rain.

It's been weeks since I bought my nice new waterproof camera. I had these great plans of going kayaking and snorkeling with it. I imagined all the great shots that I would get with it. So far we have had miserable weather ever day that we have been able to get away so my nice new camera sits in its pretty case unused.

The weather was great until I bought it. I'm beginning to think my new camera is jinxed.

Going to try again this weekend but the only group paddle that is scheduled is a rather lame one that we've already done and the ocean is still too rough to go snorkeling.

At least the house is really clean.

Today's Free Smut,
Blonde Tennis Player Boned

Some months ago I decided to give up smoking weed on top of already giving up coffee.

My math abilities got a whole lot better.

My spelling got better.

My productivity fell way off.

I put on weight.

My Adult ADD got really out of control.

I started getting a lot of tension headaches.

My anti any substance partner said that she preferred my smoking weed to relax.

I basically ended up a fat bitch that complained about headaches a lot that could do math and spell but couldn't focus on anything.

So my super sober experiment is over and I've decided that, like in the movie Super High Me, that smoking weed every now and then gives me a much better quality of life even if I need to use a calculator and spell check more.

My new waterproof camera arrived last weekend. We had these great plans of going kayaking Sunday and getting some great shot with the new camera. Too bad mother nature laughed at us and treated us to a weekend of nasty storms. Hopefully this weekend will be better and I can shoot something besides flowers sitting in the living room.

Today's Free Smut,
Great White Juicy Ass

Ordered the Panasonic Lumix DMC-TS2 a few days ago. This will be my second waterproof camera. Hopefully it will not only take much better pics than my last one but will also actually stay waterproof.

We had planned on going kayaking around Stiltsville Sunady but Christy isn't feeling good so a Stiltsville paddle will be another day. I guess it's just as well as I'll have my new waterproof camera by this weekend.

I've been doing a whole lot of cooking lately. The internet is wonderful for finding recipes. I would hate to be trying to sell cookbooks in the 21st century. I found a great, but badly named, YouTube Japanese cooking channel named Cooking With Dog that I've been using to make some Asian dishes.

Found a neat little website that lets you find the converted felons in neighborhoods call FelonSpy. For better or worse we have no privacy anymore.

Today's Free Smut,
Phone Booth With Tranny Candi